Glory to the Deadline Gods Christmas Ugly Sweater
$39.95
Hallelujah! Glory to the Deadline Gods Ugly Christmas Sweater
This holiday season, we honor the true rulers of the professional world: The Deadlines! Our ‘Glory to the Deadline Gods Christmas Ugly Sweater’ is the perfect blend of religious kitsch, retro tech, and the grim reality of corporate life.
The central image is a humorous nativity scene parody: two pixelated angels are reverently guarding a vintage computer monitor (perhaps the source of the deadlines). Above them, the text reads “GLORIA IN” and below, “DEADLINES” is emphasized with a progress bar graphic. Framing this holy scene are festive patterns replaced with tech icons: floppy disks, recycling bins, file folders, and mouse cursors. The sleeve features a clever string of keyboard commands: /Ctrl+S/Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V… subtly referencing saving, copying, and pasting—the true keys to surviving a deadline.
Product Details:
- Material: Constructed from soft, lightweight, and durable polyester.
- Sizing: Available in an inclusive range from S up to 6XL, ensuring every dutiful worker can find their comfortable fit.
- Design Details: Features a classic crew neck, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a vibrant, high-quality print that maintains the appearance of a cozy, tech-themed knitted garment.
- Care Instructions: To keep your holy deadlines crisp, machine wash cold with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.DELIVERY
Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?
Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?
Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?
For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.Be the first to review “Glory to the Deadline Gods Christmas Ugly Sweater”
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