9/11 Fake Beer Epic Squirt Piss Life Pain Shirt

Name: 9/11 Fake Beer Epic Squirt Piss Life Pain Shirt - Icestork
Brand: Icestork
SKU: IS_WJ6XC
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Men T-Shirt (Classic T-shirt)

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	30 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men T-Shirt (Premium Short Sleeve T-Shirt)

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	17.5 in	27 in
S	19 in	28 in
M	20.5 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in

4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey, heather gray 90% cotton/10% polyester;
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Size 4XL only available for select colors

Women T-Shirt

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	30 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in
M	22 in	28 in
L	24 in	29 in
XL	26 in	30 in
2XL	28 in	31 in
3XL	30 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	51 cm	69 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm
L	61 cm	74 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm
2XL	71 cm	79 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in
M	22 in	28 in
L	24 in	29 in
XL	26 in	30 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	51 cm	68.5 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm
L	61 cm	73.5 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	21.3 in	26.8 in
M	22 in	27.6 in
L	23.6 in	29.1 in
XL	25.2 in	30.7 in
2XL	26 in	31.5 in
3XL	26.8 in	32.3 in
4XL	28.3 in	33.9 in
5XL	33.9 in	35.4 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	54 cm	68 cm
M	56 cm	70 cm
L	60 cm	74 cm
XL	64 cm	78 cm
2XL	66 cm	80 cm
3XL	68 cm	82 cm
4XL	72 cm	86 cm
5XL	86 cm	90 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	18 in
S	16 in	20 in
M	17 in	22 in
L	18 in	24 in
XL	19 in	26 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	36 cm	46 cm
S	41 cm	51 cm
M	43 cm	56 cm
L	46 cm	61 cm
XL	48 cm	66 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men Tank Top

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Women Tank Top

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	15 in	18 in
S	15.5 in	19 in
M	16 in	21 in
L	18 in	23 in
XL	19 in	25 in

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	38 cm	46 cm
S	39.5 cm	48 cm
M	41 cm	53 cm
L	46 cm	58 cm
XL	48 cm	63 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

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Men

Women

Youth

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Description
Shipping Info

Channel the no-nonsense humor of the original phrase with a 9/11 Fake Beer Epic Squirt Piss Life Pain Shirt that celebrates the absurdity of everyday life.

Design a shirt featuring a skull holding a beer mug with the words Epic Squirt, Epic End, or “Cheers to Life’s Painful Journey. This approach may not be for everyone, but it could resonate with audiences who appreciate dark humor and classic price gags.

Use the shirt as a platform to express the messy realities of life. Consider slogans like “Beer and Tears: It’s All Flowing” or “Squirt Happens: Navigating the Currents of Life.” These messages acknowledge the difficulties we face while maintaining a sense of acceptance and resilience.

Incorporate elements of your own story or struggle. Perhaps a tagline like “From Epic Squirt to Slow Sip: My Journey to Finding Joy” could connect with people on a deeper level. Think of the image of a beer cup as a lifeline, filled with joy as well as hardship. Or depict a journey through a chaotic beer scene, symbolizing life’s challenges.

Estimated arrival: Place your order today (standard shipping method) to receive the product(s) within Oct 24 - Oct 31

Oct 17

Oct 18 - Oct 22

Oct 24 - Oct 31

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item	Handling time (Mon-Fri)	Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie...	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Mug	2-3 days	3-7 days
Poster, Canvas	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Hats	2-3 days	6-8 days
Bedding	6-8 days	7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...)	6-9 days	10 -15 days