Al Bundy My Advice Never Get Married Never Have Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater

Name: Al Bundy My Advice Never Get Married Never Have Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater - Icestork
Brand: Icestork
Price: 40.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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$40.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SWEATER ADULT SIZE

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	29.5 in	44 in	18 in	27 in
M	30.5 in	46 in	19 in	27.5 in
L	31 in	48.5 in	20 in	28.5 in
XL	32 in	51 in	21.5 in	29 in
2XL	33 in	53 in	22.5 in	30 in
3XL	33.5 in	55.5 in	23.6 in	31 in
4XL	34.5 in	58 in	25 in	31.5 in
5XL	35 in	60 in	26 in	32.5 in

Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	75 cm	111 cm	45 cm	68 cm
M	77 cm	117 cm	48 cm	70 cm
L	79 cm	123 cm	51 cm	72 cm
XL	81 cm	129 cm	54 cm	74 cm
2XL	83 cm	135 cm	57 cm	76 cm
3XL	85 cm	141 cm	60 cm	78 cm
4XL	87 cm	147 cm	63 cm	80 cm
5XL	89 cm	153 cm	66 cm	82 cm

Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

SWEATER KID SIZE

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve	Age
2XS	15 in	12 in	11 in	14 in	2-3
XS	17 in	14 in	12.2 in	15 in	3-5
S	20 in	17 in	14.5 in	18 in	5-8
M	22 in	18.5 in	16 in	19.7 in	8-10
L	23.5 in	19.7 in	17 in	21 in	10-12
XL	27 in	21 in	18 in	26 in	12-15

Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve	Age
2XS	38 cm	31 cm	27 cm	35 cm	2-3
XS	43 cm	36 cm	31 cm	38 cm	3-5
S	51 cm	43 cm	37 cm	46 cm	5-8
M	55 cm	47 cm	40 cm	50 cm	8-10
L	59 cm	50 cm	43 cm	53cm	10-12
XL	68 cm	53 cm	45 cm	66 cm	12-15

Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

Style*

ADULT

KID

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Description
Shipping Info

Introducing the ‘Al Bundy My Advice Never Get Married Never Have Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater’

Make a bold statement this holiday season with the Al Bundy My Advice Never Get Married Never Have Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater. With sizes ranging from S to 5XL, this polyester sweater is the perfect addition to your winter wardrobe.

This Al Bundy My Advice Never Get Married Never Have Kids Ugly Christmas Sweater is a festive, humorous take on the traditional holiday sweater, featuring Al Bundy’s famous quote: “Never Get Married. Never Have Kids.” Made from 100% polyester, the sweater offers durability and comfort with a fabric weight of 300 g/m², ensuring it is lightweight yet warm. The design includes traditional holiday elements like trees, snowflakes, and heart patterns, but the highlight is, of course, Al Bundy in his signature sarcastic tone. The sweater’s stitching is automatically matched, either in black or white, depending on the design, ensuring a seamless look throughout.

Caring for your Al Bundy My Advice Ugly Christmas Sweater is simple and hassle-free. Machine wash it in cold water with similar colors to preserve the design’s vibrancy. Avoid using bleach, and tumble dry on low to maintain the sweater’s structure and softness. Do not iron or dry clean to keep the printed design intact. With the right care, this sweater will continue to deliver laughs and comfort season after season.

Estimated arrival: Place your order today (standard shipping method) to receive the product(s) within Oct 31 - Nov 13

Oct 16

Oct 22 - Oct 24

Oct 31 - Nov 13

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item	Handling time (Mon-Fri)	Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie...	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Mug	2-3 days	3-7 days
Poster, Canvas	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Hats	2-3 days	6-8 days
Bedding	6-8 days	7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...)	6-9 days	10 -15 days