If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Shirt

Name: If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Shirt - Icestork
Brand: Icestork
SKU: IS_V5Y2D
Price: 19.59 USD
Availability: InStock

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Men T-Shirt (Classic T-shirt)

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SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	30 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men T-Shirt (Premium Short Sleeve T-Shirt)

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	17.5 in	27 in
S	19 in	28 in
M	20.5 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in

4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey, heather gray 90% cotton/10% polyester;
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Size 4XL only available for select colors

Women T-Shirt

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	30 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in
M	22 in	28 in
L	24 in	29 in
XL	26 in	30 in
2XL	28 in	31 in
3XL	30 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	51 cm	69 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm
L	61 cm	74 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm
2XL	71 cm	79 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in
M	22 in	28 in
L	24 in	29 in
XL	26 in	30 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	51 cm	68.5 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm
L	61 cm	73.5 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	21.3 in	26.8 in
M	22 in	27.6 in
L	23.6 in	29.1 in
XL	25.2 in	30.7 in
2XL	26 in	31.5 in
3XL	26.8 in	32.3 in
4XL	28.3 in	33.9 in
5XL	33.9 in	35.4 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	54 cm	68 cm
M	56 cm	70 cm
L	60 cm	74 cm
XL	64 cm	78 cm
2XL	66 cm	80 cm
3XL	68 cm	82 cm
4XL	72 cm	86 cm
5XL	86 cm	90 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	18 in
S	16 in	20 in
M	17 in	22 in
L	18 in	24 in
XL	19 in	26 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	36 cm	46 cm
S	41 cm	51 cm
M	43 cm	56 cm
L	46 cm	61 cm
XL	48 cm	66 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men Tank Top

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Women Tank Top

Inches

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	15 in	18 in
S	15.5 in	19 in
M	16 in	21 in
L	18 in	23 in
XL	19 in	25 in

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	38 cm	46 cm
S	39.5 cm	48 cm
M	41 cm	53 cm
L	46 cm	58 cm
XL	48 cm	63 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

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Men

Women

Youth

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Back

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Funny If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport T-Shirt

Are you looking for a hilarious and eye-catching addition to your wardrobe? Look no further than our If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport shirt. This cheeky design is perfect for those with a great sense of humor and a penchant for making people smile.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Shirt

If you enjoy witty and irreverent humor, our If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport T-shirt is just what you need. Crafted from high-quality materials, these shirts are comfortable and durable, ensuring they’ll stand the test of time.

Quality: Our shirts are made from soft, breathable fabric that feels great against your skin. The printing is of premium quality, designed to resist fading, cracking, and peeling. You can trust that these shirts will look fantastic wash after wash.
Size: Available in a wide range of sizes, from small to 5XL, our shirts cater to all body types. You can find the perfect fit to keep you comfortable all day long.
Colors: Choose from a variety of colors to suit your style and personality. Whether you prefer classic black or want to make a bold statement in vibrant red or blue, we’ve got you covered.
Style: Our design is available in multiple styles, including t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, tank tops, and long sleeve tees. This means you can rock this humorous design year-round, no matter the weather.

Add a touch of humor to your daily attire with our If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport shirt. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or just hanging out with friends.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn heads and start conversations with this playful and entertaining design. Order yours today and let the laughter begin!

Estimated arrival: Place your order today (standard shipping method) to receive the product(s) within Oct 23 - Oct 30

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SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item	Handling time (Mon-Fri)	Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie...	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Mug	2-3 days	3-7 days
Poster, Canvas	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Hats	2-3 days	6-8 days
Bedding	6-8 days	7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...)	6-9 days	10 -15 days