The Attempted Murder Ugly Christmas Sweater
Get ready to turn heads and raise some eyebrows with our “Attempted Murder Ugly Christmas Sweater’! This one-of-a-kind design is perfect for those who appreciate a clever pun and a good dose of dark humor. It’s an unforgettable statement piece that’s sure to be the talk of any holiday gathering.
This sweater is a festive blend of red, green, and yellow with a classic, pixelated ugly Christmas sweater look. The bold, central text, “Attempted murder,” is a fun and eye-catching statement. The design features a pixelated image of two birds on a perch, a clever play on the collective noun for a group of crows. The ribbed crew neck and cuffs give a comfortable fit, and the intricate patterns of snowflakes, Christmas trees, gift boxes, and string lights create a truly festive look.
Made from high-quality polyester, it’s soft, lightweight, and won’t itch, so you can wear it all day long. The fabric holds its shape and vibrant colors wash after wash, so it’ll be a go-to piece for many holiday seasons to come. Plus, with a wide range of sizes from S to 6XL, there’s a perfect fit for everyone on your list.
To keep your sweater looking its best, wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron.

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