Unleash Bold Humor with the Costco Slut Hat
Make a striking and humorous statement with the Costco Slut Hat, a uniquely designed accessory that blends retail-inspired wit with bold style. Crafted from high-quality polyester, this one-size-fits-all cap is perfect for individuals seeking a lighthearted addition to their collection. Featuring a crisp white design with the playful “Costco Slut” embroidery in iconic red and blue tones reminiscent of the beloved wholesale brand, this hat offers a cheeky nod to shopping culture. Ideal for casual outings, social gatherings, or simply showcasing your sense of humor, the hat’s durable polyester construction ensures long-lasting wear, while its adjustable fit provides comfort for all.
To maintain the hat’s vibrant colors and embroidery, we recommend hand washing in cold water with a mild detergent, air drying flat to preserve its shape, and avoiding direct sunlight to prevent fading or damage over time.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.