The Dale Doback Step Brothers Ugly Christmas Sweater
Unleash your inner child and holiday chaos with the iconic Dale Doback ‘Dragon’ Ugly Christmas Sweater! This hilarious pullover is a perfect blend of festive cheer and the unforgettable, man-child absurdity of John C. Reilly’s character from the cult classic Step Brothers.
The sweater features a cozy Dark Green background, richly decorated with classic Nordic-style holiday patterns: white snowflakes, reindeer, and pine trees in contrasting red and white. Center stage is a high-quality graphic of Dale Doback’s intense, scowling face—a look of pure commitment to being a grown-up brat. Above and below his portrait, the legendary quote is displayed in bold white text: “YOU HAVE TO CALL ME” arches over the top, while “DRAGON” is emblazoned below, instantly transporting fans back to the ridiculousness of the film.
Crafted from polyester, this sweater offers a soft, plush fleece interior that provides exceptional warmth without the itchiness of traditional wool. The high-definition digital print ensures the detailed holiday patterns and Dale’s serious expression remain vibrant and sharp, standing up to the chaos of every holiday gathering.

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