HR’s Holiday Mandate: “Employees Must Stop Crying” Ugly Sweater
Did the holiday break fly by too fast? The “Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Ugly Christmas Sweater” is your perfect, satirical companion for surviving the post-holiday return to the office, blending festive cheer with brutally honest workplace humor.
The design features a brilliant, universally relatable, and darkly humorous graphic:
- The Mandate: The central text delivers the absurd, corporate-speak command: “EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK” printed in crisp white block letters.
- Ironic Patterns: The borders and sleeves are adorned with intricate, classic holiday patterns, including snowflakes and geometric designs, humorously contrasting the festive backdrop with the reality of employee burnout.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring the slogan: “EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING” and an all-seeing eye graphic. |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.




HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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