The First Of All I Am God’s Masterpiece Ugly Christmas Sweater
The sweater features a stylish, unconventional black and muted pink/brown color palette, adorned with classic “ugly knit” patterns—crosses, hearts, snow, and pine trees. The central graphic is a highly detailed, screaming opossum (or possum) wearing a festive Santa hat tangled in Christmas lights. This dramatic image perfectly frames the declaration: “FIRST OF ALL” across the top, and “I AM GOD’S MASTERPIECE” across the bottom.
Product Details
- Fabrication: Constructed entirely from soft, lightweight polyester.
- Inclusive Sizing: Available in an extensive size range from S to 6XL, ensuring a relaxed and comfortable fit for every individual embracing their inner masterpiece.
- Design Details: The full, all-over print uses deep, durable colors to accurately replicate the patterned texture of a classic ugly sweater.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry. Do not use bleach. To protect the integrity of the print, avoid ironing the decorated area.






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