God May Spare You I However Will Not Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
The God May Spare You I However Will Not Ugly Christmas Sweater
The “God May Spare You, I However Will Not” Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate statement piece for the holiday season—combining festive cheer with a strong, no-nonsense attitude.
The central graphic is a humorous commentary on duality, featuring a stylized Christmas tree crowned with a star, and an elf-like figure in the middle. The bold text is the core of the design’s statement: “I AM MIXED HALF JESUS HALF PETER #RUNUP AND SEE WHICH ONE YOU GET,” which perfectly embodies the blend of mercy and strictness implied by the overall attitude of the product name.
Product Details
- Fabrication: Constructed entirely from soft, lightweight polyester, this sweater provides the cozy warmth and comfortable feel of a traditional knit without the bulk, ensuring maximum comfort while you lay down the law.
- Inclusive Sizing: Available in an extensive size range from S to 6XL.
- Design Details: The full, all-over print uses deep, durable colors to accurately replicate the patterned texture of a classic ugly sweater. The central graphic is printed with high clarity for maximum visual and humorous impact. Features a crew neck and ribbed navy trim.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry. Do not use bleach. To protect the integrity of the print, avoid ironing the decorated area.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.DELIVERY
Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?
Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?
Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?
For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.Be the first to review “God May Spare You I However Will Not Ugly Christmas Sweater”
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