South Beach Attitude for the Season: “If You Don’t Like Dolphins Merry Kissmyass” Ugly Sweater
Make waves and spread defiant holiday cheer with the “Grnch If You Don’t Like Dolphins Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater’! This hilarious and bold garment is the ultimate way for Dolphins fans to dive into the festive spirit.
This unforgettable sweater is a perfect blend of tropical holiday fun and fierce fandom. The main graphic features a cartoonish, green character sporting Dolphins gear and humorously bending over to expose their backside. The defiant text across the chest and center reads: “IF YOU DON’T LIKE DOLPHINS MERRY KISSMYASS,” leaving absolutely zero room for misinterpretation about your allegiance. The rest of the sweater boasts a classic ugly Christmas pattern in the Dolphins’ signature colors—aqua, orange, and white—including snowflakes, holly berries, pine trees, and miniature Dolphins logos woven into the Fair Isle borders.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a Gr*nch-like figure in Dolphins gear and the explicit “MERRY KISSMYASS” slogan. |




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