Holiday Hater’s Delight: “If You Don’t Like Eagles Merry Kissmyass” Ugly Sweater
Troll the trolls and show your defiant Philly pride this season with the “Grnch If You Don’t Like Eagles Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater”!
This unforgettable sweater is a mash-up of festive cheer and fierce fandom. The main graphic features a cartoonish, green character (resembling a famous holiday curmudgeon) wearing Eagles gear and humorously bending over to expose their backside. The text across the chest and the center reads: “IF YOU DON’T LIKE EAGLES MERRY KISSMYASS,” leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. The rest of the sweater features a classic ugly Christmas pattern in the Eagles’ signature colors—midnight green and white—including snowflakes, holly berries, pine trees, and miniature Eagles logos and helmets woven into the Fair Isle borders.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a Grnch-like figure in Eagles gear and the explicit “MERRY KISSMYASS” slogan. |




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