Grnch If You Don’t Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater
Grnch If You Don’t Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater
Grnch If You Don't Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater
Grnch If You Don't Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater

Grnch If You Don’t Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 26" 40" 17" 26"
M 28" 44" 18" 27"
L 28" 48" 19" 27"
XL 30" 52" 20" 28"
2XL 30" 56" 21" 28"
3XL 31" 60" 22" 28"
4XL 32" 64" 24" 29"
5XL 33" 68" 25" 29"
6XL 34" 73" 26" 29.1"
T SHIRT (2)
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
T SHIRT (2)
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Age (Years) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14" 11" 1 - 2 33" - 35"
Toddler 3T 15" 12" 2 - 3 36" - 39"
Toddler 4T 16" 13" 3 - 4 39" - 41"
Toddler 4 16.5" 13.5" 4 - 5 42" - 44"
Toddler 5 17" 14" 5 45" - 47"
Youth XS 18" 15" 6 - 8 48" - 50"
Youth S 19" 15.5" 8 - 10 50" - 54"
Youth M 21" 16" 10 - 12 54" - 58"
Youth L 23" 18" 12 - 13 58" - 62"
Youth XL 25" 19" 13 - 15 62" - 68"
T SHIRT (2)
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Age (Years) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 1 - 2 84 cm - 89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 2 - 3 91 cm - 99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 3 - 4 99 cm - 104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 4 - 5 107 cm - 112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114 cm - 119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 6 - 8 122 cm - 128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8 - 10 128 cm - 137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 10 - 12 137 cm - 147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 12 - 13 147 cm - 158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 13 - 15 158 cm - 172 cm
T SHIRT (2)
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Steaming Bull Scoundrel: Texans “Merry Kissmyass” Ugly Sweater

Shut down the critics and flaunt your Texans pride this holiday season with the hilarious “Grnch If You Don’t Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater”!

The design features a dynamic, comical graphic:

  • The G-r-i-n-c-h’s Gambit: The central graphic stars a famous Grnch-like green character, styled in a Texans Santa hat and uniform, bending over in a defiant pose.
  • The Slogan: The message is clear and unapologetic: “IF YOU DON’T LIKE TEXANS” is printed above the character, followed by the explicit holiday greeting, “MERRY KISSMYASS”.

Ugly Sweater Details

Detail Description
Material Polyester
Sizing Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter.
Design Feature Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a Grnch-like figure and the bold, explicit “MERRY KISSMYASS” slogan.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.

Grnch If You Don't Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater
Grnch If You Don’t Like Texans Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.

DELIVERY

Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.

CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?

Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.

DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?

Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.

WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?

For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.

HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US

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