Social Battery Zero: “I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety, I Left” Sweater
Finally, a holiday sweater that perfectly narrates your social experience! The “I Cam I Saw I Had Anxiety I Left Ugly Christmas Sweater “ is the ultimate, hilariously honest garment for introverts, the socially weary, and anyone navigating mandatory holiday functions.
The design features a brilliant, universally relatable confession:
- The Slogan: The central text delivers the brutally honest story in four lines: “I CAME I SAW I HAD ANXIETY I LEFT” printed in crisp white block letters.
- Pixelated Cheer: The entire sweater is adorned with intricate, classic holiday patterns, including evergreen trees, geese, snowmen, and stylized gift boxes, all rendered in traditional red, green, and white.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter of solitude. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring the slogan: “I CAME I SAW I HAD ANXIETY I LEFT” amidst festive trees and snowflakes. |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.




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