Fierce Thirst, Festive Cheer! I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sugar Ugly Christmas Sweater
Declare your extreme devotion to your favorite zero-sugar beverage this holiday season with the boldly humorous “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sugar Christmas Ugly Sweater”!
This sweater seamlessly blends classic “ugly Christmas sweater” aesthetics with a shockingly funny, pop-culture-inspired slogan. The design features a traditional red and white pattern, complete with festive motifs like snowflakes and stylized Christmas trees across the chest and borders. The centerpiece is the unforgettable slogan, printed in a clean, black font: “I would dropkick a child for a”. Below the text, the iconic Coca-Cola logo is featured in its classic red script, followed by “ZERO SUGAR” in a clean black font, making the focus of the intense dedication perfectly clear.
Crafted entirely from soft, durable polyester fabric, this sweater provides a cozy, lightweight, and comfortable fit that’s perfect for all your holiday gatherings. Available in an extensive size range from S to 6XL.
Don’t let anything come between you and your refreshment! Order your Coke Zero Sugar Christmas Sweater today and win the ugly sweater contest!






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