I’ll Be Damned If I Die Sober Christmas Ugly Sweater
$39.95
The I’ll Be Damned If I Die Sober Christmas Ugly Sweater
Forget the mistletoe and eggnog—it’s time for some genuine holiday debauchery! The “I’ll Be Damned If I Die Sober” Christmas Ugly Sweater is the perfect garment for anyone whose holiday spirit is fueled by something stronger than hot cocoa.
Product Details
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Materials: Crafted from soft, durable Polyester fabric, this sweater provides lightweight warmth and superior comfort.
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Design Details:
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Centerpiece: The main graphic is a square patch featuring a skeleton clutching a stylized, oversized peachy buttock graphic. Below the image is the unapologetic slogan: “I’LL BE DAMNED IF I DIE SOBER” (with Japanese text underneath, possibly translating the same sentiment).
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Iconic Motifs: The background is littered with festive elements like snowflakes, Christmas bells, and skull motifs, creating a darkly humorous holiday pattern.
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Sizing: Available in an inclusive range of sizes from Small (S) up to 6X-Large (6XL), ensuring a comfortable fit for every rebel this holiday season.
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Care Instructions: Due to the subject matter, we recommend washing this sweater with cold water and a healthy dose of humor. Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry. Do not bleach or iron the printed design.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.DELIVERY
Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?
Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?
Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?
For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.
I'll Be Damned If I Die Sober Christmas Ugly Sweater
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