Raccoon Raconteur: “I’m Not A Bookworm, I’m A Literary Rascal” Sweater
Ditch the “bookworm” label and claim your true title! The “I’m Not A Bookworm I’m A Literary Rascal Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the perfect, humorous garment for the reader who embraces adventure, chaos, and late-night reading sessions with an untamed heart.
The design features a bold, clever central graphic:
- The Rascal: A large, highly detailed raccoon—the ultimate spirit animal for mischief—is depicted standing proudly next to a stack of books, striking a theatrical pose.
- The Slogan: The central graphic is framed by the sassy, clear text: “I’M NOT A BOOKWORM / I’M A LITERARY RASCAL”, correcting any misidentification.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a raccoon standing next to books and the slogan: “I’M NOT A BOOKWORM I’M A LITERARY RASCAL.” |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.




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