Yippee Ki-Yay, Merry Christmas: The “Now I Have a Machine Gun” Ugly Sweater
Settle the debate once and for all! Declare Die Hard a Christmas movie with the “Now I Have a Machine Gun Die Hard Ugly Christmas Sweater”! This awesome, retro-pixelated garment is the perfect tribute to John McClane and guaranteed to be the most memorable thing worn at any holiday party.
This sweater takes the classic festive knit and infuses it with action-movie grit, using a fun, pixelated style:
- The center graphic features a pixelated, bloodied John McClane (looking like he’s having a terrible Christmas) wearing a Santa hat.
- The classic quote is split above and below the hero, reading: “NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN” and “HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO” (a nod to the infamous villain’s note).
Available in an inclusive size range from S to 6XL. Crafted from soft, durable polyester fabric, this sweater provides superior warmth and comfort.
To keep your beautifully nostalgic sweater in top condition, we recommend machine washing cold with like colors and tumbling dry low.




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