Time Traveler’s Lament: The “Please Slow Down I’m From The 1900s” Ugly Sweater
Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer speed of modern life? Declare your nostalgic resistance with the “Please Slow Down I’m From The 1900s Ugly Christmas Sweater”!
Product Details:
- The center panel, framed like a classic Christmas greeting card, features the instantly relatable text: “PLEASE SLOW DOWN I’M FROM THE 1900s.” The font and framing add to the humorous retro charm.
- Pattern: reindeer, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and geometric shapes. The different horizontal bands of color (red/cream, green/aqua) contribute to the busy, charmingly “ugly” aesthetic.
Available in an inclusive size range from S to 6XL. Crafted from soft, durable polyester fabric.
To keep your beautifully nostalgic sweater in top form, we recommend machine washing cold with like colors and tumbling dry low. Please avoid bleach and ironing directly on the printed design.




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