Raccoon Drinking Beer That’s What I Do I Drink Bourbon Ugly Christmas Sweater
Embrace your inner cynic and celebrate the season with a healthy dose of holiday spirits in the Raccoon Drinking Bourbon Ugly Christmas Sweater!
This sweater features a full, classic “ugly Christmas sweater” aesthetic with an all-over knit pattern of snowflakes, Christmas trees, and intricate borders, all set against a white and navy base.
The Front of the sweater delivers the complete mood:
- Top Slogan: “THAT’S WHAT I DO I DRINK BOURBON” is printed in bold lettering.
- Central Graphic: A grumpy, yet adorable, raccoon wearing a Santa hat holds a glass of golden bourbon against a retro-striped background.
- Bottom Slogan: “I HATE PEOPLE AND I KNOW THINGS” humorously completes the statement.
The Back reinforces the festive theme with the central raccoon graphic, surrounded by the knit patterns and an adorable line of tiny, Santa-hat-wearing raccoons holding mugs of beer.
Cozy Comfort & Cynical Benefits
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.






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