Ron Swanson Do Not Approach Me Parks And Recreation Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
Essential Personal Space: Ron Swanson “Do Not Approach Me” Sweater
Embody the magnificent isolation of Pawnee’s greatest minimalist! The Ron Swanson Do Not Approach Me Parks And Recreation Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect, hilariously honest garment for anyone who deeply cherishes their personal space, especially during the excessively social holiday season.
The design features an instantly recognizable, anti-social graphic:
- The Stance (Front): A large, detailed image of Ron Swanson—with his signature mustache, sweater, and contemplative pose—is featured prominently. The direct command “Please do not approach me” is printed above him, followed by “on the street” below, ensuring the boundary is clearly set.
- Repetitive Iconography: The borders feature repeating mini-portraits of Ron’s face, making it clear who’s in charge of the personal space rules..
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter of self-reliance. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring Ron Swanson’s portrait and the explicit slogan: “PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH ME.” |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.DELIVERY
Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?
Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?
Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?
For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.Be the first to review “Ron Swanson Do Not Approach Me Parks And Recreation Ugly Christmas Sweater”
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