Santa’s Sleigh Jams But My Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
Holiday Raccoon Chaos: The “Santa’s Sleigh Jams But My Glock Don’t” Ugly Sweater
Embrace the chaotic, trash-panda energy of the season with the “Santa’s Sleigh Jams But My Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater”! This absurd, hilarious, and unforgettable garment is perfect for anyone who loves surreal internet humor, bold statements, and winning every ugly sweater contest.
Product Details:
- The main graphic features a bold, detailed illustration of a raccoon—the ultimate urban scavenger—wearing a Santa hat and a festive scarf. The raccoon is holding a handgun and standing next to two jars of Christmas jam (one with a gingerbread man).
- The text above and below the raccoon delivers the ironic, dark-humor punchline: “SANTA’S SLEIGH JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON’T.”
- The sweater uses a striking black and red color scheme with traditional Fair Isle-style geometry. The borders are decorated with festive icons like candy canes, snowflakes, and images of the raccoon’s face in a Santa hat, reinforcing the theme of chaotic holiday fun.
Available in an inclusive size range from S to 6XL, this piece is the ultimate uniform for the holiday prankster. Crafted from soft, durable polyester fabric.
To keep your beautifully bizarre sweater in top condition, we recommend machine washing cold with like colors and tumbling dry low.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.DELIVERY
Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?
Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?
Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?
For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.Be the first to review “Santa’s Sleigh Jams But My Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater”
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