Sorry Santa Books Keep Me Feral Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
The ‘Sorry Santa Books Keep Me Feral Ugly Christmas Sweater’
Finally, a holiday sweater for the bookworm with an untamed side! The “Sorry Santa, Books Keep Me Feral” Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect, hilarious garment for readers who prefer the wild adventure of a good book to social niceties.
The design features a hilarious, customized central graphic:
- The Scene: A rogue raccoon (the spirit animal of the feral reader), wearing a Santa hat and scarf, is depicted riding a reindeer at full speed, carrying a heavy sack (presumably full of books, not gifts!).
- The Excuse: The graphic is framed by the bold, white text delivering the perfect, sarcastic apology: “SORRY SANTA” (above) and “BOOKS KEEP ME FERAL” (below), justifying any antisocial holiday behavior.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | 100% Polyester – A soft, durable fabrication that perfectly mimics the look of knitwear. |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a raccoon riding a reindeer and the hilarious slogan: “SORRY SANTA, BOOKS KEEP ME FERAL.” |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item. For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.WHERE DOES ICESTORK DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.DELIVERY
Total Delivery Time = Handling Time + Shipping Time Please keep in mind that the shipping times provided on our website or by our customer service representatives are estimates only. We advise against cutting it too close as postal services may experience unexpected delays. Allow extra time for unforeseen circumstances. While we make every effort to ensure timely delivery, we are not responsible for shipping delays caused by the shipping carrier, delivery destination, customs clearance, weather conditions, holidays, or incorrect/insufficient delivery information. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase or need to modify your order, please contact [email protected]. We are dedicated to assisting you and finding the best solution.CAN YOUR ORDER BE DELIVERED TO MULTIPLE ADDRESSES?
Unfortunately, we do not offer shipment to multiple addresses for a single order. If you wish to have items delivered to multiple addresses, please place separate orders.DOES ICESTORK DELIVER TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?
Yes, we can ship to PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO addresses.WILL YOU BE CHARGED VAT TAXES?
For international shipments from the U.S., we operate on a Delivered Duty Unpaid (DDU) basis and do not collect Value Added Taxes (VAT). Any taxes, duties, or customs fees are the recipient’s responsibility. Depending on the destination country, your package may be subject to local customs or VAT charges. We recommend contacting your local customs office for more information on your country’s customs policies.Be the first to review “Sorry Santa Books Keep Me Feral Ugly Christmas Sweater”
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