The Stop Making Drama You’re Not Shakespeare Ugly Christmas Sweater
Tired of family feuds and high-stakes holiday meltdowns? The hilarious “Stop Making Drama, You’re Not Shakespeare” Ugly Christmas Sweater is your perfect, witty garment for maintaining peace (and sanity) during the festive season.
The design features a brilliant, satirical, and instantly recognizable central graphic:
- The Bard’s Bubble Gum: The center features a portrait of William Shakespeare in his classic Elizabethan attire, but comically wearing sunglasses and blowing a massive bubblegum bubble.
- The Slogan: The central text delivers the clear directive: “STOP MAKING DRAMA, YOU’RE NOT SHAKESPEARE”, printed in bold red and green, offering the perfect holiday reality check.
Product Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a satirical Shakespeare portrait and the slogan: “STOP MAKING DRAMA, YOU’RE NOT SHAKESPEARE.” |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.






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