Trash Panda Took It Too Far! “Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don’t” Meme Ugly Christmas Sweater
Get ready to serve up some serious holiday humor and internet irony with the boldly irreverent “Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don’t Christmas Ugly Sweater”!
The design features a striking purple and white traditional knit pattern, complete with festive motifs like large snowflakes and geometric borders. The centerpiece is a detailed, slightly absurd graphic: a cool, intimidating raccoon wearing a cowboy hat and clutching a handgun (Glock), sitting next to a jar of strawberry jam. Above and below the graphic, the unforgettable, rhyming meme phrase is prominently printed in bold text: “STRAWBERRY JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON’T.” The design even includes Japanese text (いちごジャム クヌキ) for an extra layer of internet weirdness.
Crafted entirely from soft, durable polyester fabric. Available in an extensive size range from S to 6XL, this humorous sweater ensures everyone can find a comfortable fit to express their unique sense of humor.
Don’t let your chance to own this jam slip away! Order your “Strawberry Jams” Ugly Christmas Sweater today!






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