Stick Shift Santa: “Trained In The Classical Arts” Ugly Sweater
Shift into high gear for the holidays! Get your “Trained In The Classical Arts Ugly Christmas Sweater” today!
The design features a hilarious and accurate central graphic:
- The Masterpiece: The central text proudly proclaims “TRAINED IN THE CLASSICAL ARTS”. This is set above a clear, stylized five-speed manual shift pattern (R135/246), confirming the driver’s elite, old-school expertise.
- Festive Patterns: The borders and sleeves are adorned with intricate, classic holiday patterns, including Christmas trees, snowflakes, wrapped gifts, reindeer, and even geese, humorously contrasting the technical car graphic.
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every driver. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring a five-speed manual shift pattern and the slogan: “TRAINED IN THE CLASSICAL ARTS.” |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the graphic.




HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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