American Metrics: “WTF Is A Kilometer” Ugly Christmas Sweater
Celebrate American exceptionalism, hamburgers, and a healthy dose of metric-system confusion with the hilarious “WTF Is A Kilometer Meme Christmas Ugly Sweater”!
The design features a brilliant, satirical central graphic:
- The Scene: A majestic Bald Eagle is featured front and center, backed by a slightly distressed American Flag. The eagle sits next to a tank and a massive cheeseburger, symbolizing maximum “America.”
- The Question: The central text, which breaks across the graphic, asks the famously confused question: “WTF IS A KILOMETER” (a clear meme reference).
Ugly Sweater Details
| Detail | Description |
| Material | Polyester |
| Sizing | Extensive range from S to 6XL, ensuring a great fit for every supporter. |
| Design Feature | Full-coverage “ugly sweater” print featuring the slogan: “WTF IS A KILOMETER” and a patriotic collage of an eagle, tank, and burger. |
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.






HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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