I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of These Perfect Tits Hat Overview
If humor and self-awareness are your fashion vibe, then the I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of These Perfect Tits Hat is the ultimate addition to your collection. This eye-catching embroidered cap delivers the perfect blend of dark humor, confidence, and sarcasm, making it a must-have for anyone who appreciates witty, tongue-in-cheek fashion.
Crafted from durable polyester, this hat is lightweight, breathable, and designed for everyday wear. The structured six-panel construction provides a classic dad hat fit, while the adjustable strap ensures a comfortable and secure fit for all head sizes.
This hat comes in a range of color options, allowing you to choose the perfect shade to complement your personality and wardrobe.
Why You Need This Hat
✔ Funny & Relatable – A hilarious, edgy statement that’s perfect for those who appreciate humor.
✔ High-Quality Embroidery – Crisp, detailed text that won’t fade or peel.
✔ Lightweight & Breathable – Made from polyester for long-lasting comfort.
✔ Adjustable Fit – One size fits most, thanks to the easy-to-use strap.
✔ Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who loves dark humor.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
There are no reviews yet.