The Lettuce The Taste Of Sadness Ugly Christmas Sweater
Ready to ditch the traditional cheer and embrace the grim reality of holiday dieting? Our “Lettuce, The Taste of Sadness” Ugly Christmas Sweater is here to perfectly encapsulate the struggle of passing on the cookies for a bowl of greens.
The sweater features a vibrant palette of deep and light greens, dominated by a large, central graphic of a disappointing bowl of salad (complete with lettuce, mushrooms, and tomatoes) that sits right between the words “LETTUCE” and “THE TASTE OF SADNESS” in bold white lettering. The festive patterns surrounding the central image are anything but traditional, featuring amusing and random motifs like mushrooms, cherries, snow-capped cabins, and geometric holiday patterns, all adding to the charming chaos of the “ugly” aesthetic.
Product Detaild
- Material: Constructed from soft, cozy, and durable polyester, this sweater offers maximum comfort and warmth—perfect for wallowing in your lettuce-induced despair.
- Sizing: Available in an inclusive range from S up to 6XL, ensuring every sad salad-eater can find their perfect fit.
- Design Details: Features a classic crew neck, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a high-quality, full-coverage print that captures every humorous detail of the design.
To keep your sorrow-filled greens looking fresh, machine wash cold with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.






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