The Of Course I Talk to Myself Ugly Christmas Sweater
Let’s face it: sometimes the best advice comes from within! Our ‘Of Course I Talk to Myself, Sometimes I Need Expert Advice’ Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect garment for anyone who trusts their own internal counsel—especially during the chaos of the holiday season.
The sweater features a classic, bright holiday color scheme of crisp white, bold green, and a hint of red. The central panel proudly displays the witty text in green, “OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF, sometimes i need expert advice,” rendered in a clear, knit-style font. Surrounding the text is a plethora of traditional “ugly” festive patterns, including striking bands of geometric motifs, cheery snowmen, large snowflakes, stylized reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh, and intricate borders. The overall look is charmingly busy and festive, perfectly balancing holiday cheer with dry humor.
Product Details
- Material: Constructed from soft, lightweight, and durable polyester, this sweater offers superior comfort and warmth—ideal for deep thought sessions or crowded holiday parties.
- Sizing: Available in an inclusive range from S up to 6XL, ensuring every self-advisor can find their perfect fit.
- Design Details: Features a classic crew neck, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a high-quality, full-coverage print that beautifully mimics the look of a traditional knitted garment.
To keep your expert advice looking crisp, machine wash cold with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print.






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